Attn: The 99% Desperately Need A Car

ImageWell apparently the 99% needed to stretch their legs after the occupy movements. An organization called 99Rise has embarked on a 480-mile long “March for Democracy” in an effort to increase awareness on the corrupting influence money is having on the American political landscape.

When asked about his decision to make such a long trek, Forrest Gump stated that he had never heard of the “March for Democracy.”

The members of this grassroots organization base their stance on the “one person, one vote” model that strives to reclaim democracy for the people.

After achieving campaign finance reform, I assume the next goal for 99Rise is saving up money for a car.

For more information on 99Rise and their “March for Democracy” please visit